Diary of a Glitter Splashed Britney Lovin' Lesbo


I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else



Name:Miss Fee
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Thursday, July 4


A woman just walked past me and muff puffed louder than I could ever dream of farting or burping. I kid you not. Is this some kind of lesbian code? Does a pussy pluff translate as 'I wanna blow you off, follow me home'? Or does it simply mean that some peoples' fannies are so full of hot air that they could inflate the bouncy castle I plan on hiring for my party, as well as the family sized paddling pool and 16ft long super slide that can accomodate 2 grown adults at once? I go ponder.