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I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else My Profile
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After surfing through various blogs I discovered Yankee. Yankee gave me the idea to try and create a '100 things about moi' list which Yankee has launched as a kinda project. Being a self-centered, up-my-own-ass dyke (despite having no known reason to be), this task appealed to me more than a young lesbo fledgling so I put my whole body (and we all know that's a lot of body) into compiling the following list. Like I even need an excuse to think about nothing but me, myself and I. So here is 100 things you may or may not know about me and probably couldn't give a fuck about. My 100 Things *updated 8/9/04) 1) I had stitches in my tongue 2) I first kissed a girl when I was 15 3) I had to dress up as Harry the Haddock when I worked in a fish restaurant and have never been right since 4) The 1st record I bought was 10 good reasons by Jason Donovan 5) I once had a dream about a huge pubic bush and have been fearful of them ever since 6) I have attended 2 Shakin' Stevens concerts and am very proud to own souvenir 'silk' scarves... 7) I was a bit too comfortable in my turquiose blue jumpsuit 2 at the nasty fashion party 8) The 1st gay bar I went to was the Blue Moon Cafe in Edinburgh 9) I used to smoke Cutters Choice tobacco, badly 10) I have the entire Steps back catalogue 11) I abhor wooden spoons 12) I got sacked from a tele sales job after 3 months of smoking too many rollies 13) I clean my ears with cotton buds at least twice a day 14) My favourite colour is pink 15) I have an issue with the colour brown 16) I want to work in publishing, in New York 17) I went on my first beach holiday this year and came home with a powerful dose of the shits which lasted about a month 18) I've never had a one night stand 19) I was centre forward for my school hockey team despite the fact I can run as well as I can not eat 20) I have seen Britney in Manchester and Glasgow 21) I've never been upside down on a roller coaster 22) I am wearing massive pink slippers 23) I have 3 ace of base singles 24) I love Sash! 25) I used to have a tank girl tattoo 26) I hate shaving my legs 27) I have 35 baby beanies (OH PLEASE) 28) My house is all purples and pinks and fully fabulous 29) I collect smurfs 30) I have around 400 books, only half of which i have read 31) My shoes are UK 7 32) I like Diesel clothes and trainers but can afford neither 33) I've been to Mardi Gras 3 times and Pride once (london) 34) My favourite cheese is cranberry wensleydale 35) My fav perfume is Burberry Touch for men 36) Burberry clothing offends me 37) I'm scared of death 38) I like dogs better than people 39) I have chronic fatigue 40) I don't get people who can't admit who they are 41) I have £2 in my bank account 42) A boy called 'ugly dawson' unknowingly stalks me 43) My fav ab fab episode is 'fear' 44) I did dancing from ages 4-16, yes in a leotard goddamn 45) I prefer Saunders to French 46) I like silver butch rings 47) I'm on friends reunited - no one contacted me 48) The last film I saw was Girl Next Door. It was ace 49) Two teachers at school told me I was fat 50) I have yellow leg warmers phew, that's half way, now take a breather while we have an intermission 51) I told my English teacher I fancied her 52) I stole porn from my friend's brother's collection 53) I got a 2:1 for my degree (and a prize!) 54) I weigh too much 55) I got 2 As and 4 Bs for my highers 56) I used to be in a 'group' called Baby Splats 57) I used to study European Business Admin with German. I hated it 58) I have 2 dogs 59) I used to like Andre Agassi in the mullet stage and have the tshirts to prove it 60) I have an older brother who is at least 6"6 tall 61) I have around 10 fag burns on my body 62) I think I am 1/4 dutch 63) I can fit my whole fist in my mouth and nowhere else 64) Full fat mayo makes me gag 65) I'm scared to go missing incase I'm described as 'mid twenties and broad' 66) I'm a tomboy 67) I like to sing, however badly 68) I did a boy 69) I tried to shave my head, once 70) I've had my nipple pierced 4 times 71) My hair is often cool yet often large 72) I used to wear tye-dye, seriously 73)I adore redbush tea and drink around 5 cups a day 74) Converse shoes rock my world 75) I wish I were slim but would never go to a gym 76) I’d like to work for a lesbo publisher 77) I hate the word lesbian but frequently use the word 'lesbo' 78) I fancy most Americans 79) Generally I go for blondes 80) If I could turn back time it would be last Summer and I’d be in NYC 81) I hate people who copy what I do 82) I have a squint smile 83) I've read Tipping the Velvet 4 times 84) I know the script for Home Alone 85) I don't like thongs 86) I'm over £8000 in debt 87) I can't handle alcohol 88) I've had 63 driving lessons and still can’t drive 89) I've had 3 stalkers 90) I hate using public bogs 91) I like sparkley nails 92) I have no boob preference 93) For the record, I don’t have my fanny pierced 94) I like karma beads, especially in black 95) Tapered jeans drive me fully mad 96) I like my wrists, my only slender feature 97) I hate sci-fi 98) The last text message I had was from J BO 99) I like cuffs on my wrist 100) I’m bored of this list If you have reached the bottom of this list and have actually managed to read more than 2 itmes then I applaud you. If not, don't worry cause I bored myself to death just writing the list. Gee I wish I were a more interesting person. Britney Wannabe 
8/23/2002 10:44:00 AM
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