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I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else My Profile
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Disposable pants. Has there been such an invention? Pants made out of paper that you slip on in an emergency, when even your pants the size of a full body catsuit have run out and you can't be arsed washing. These are 10p pants that are to be thrown away after one use and are never to be worn inside out. They may chaff your fanny and cause friction burns but if these haven't been invented yet I'm sure I'm onto something good. And what's more if you have the unfortunate experience of being sat in a bog with no roll then you can whip off yer panties and wipe yourself dry, front to back or back to front if you prefer disease. It's logical, really it is.
Listening to: You take my biffs away Britney Wannabe 
8/02/2002 10:33:00 AM
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