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Here, as promised is a bunch of hideous poetry composed by hideously drunk individuals. Read it if you may. I will return later with a rant about something that matters to no one which I have yet to think up.
This is where it all begun: A poem for Jbo (after 4 pints) Hello there J Bo You make us laugh like ho ho ho you sit with horlicks and think of politics You are the lady in red and you sleep in a bed You say 'I doubt it' and have a laughing fit you break a fake shit I will see you in fancy dress and fuck knows about the rest by Lesbo Bob There was a young J named Bo she smoked her Lam-Bam down low she pulled out her tits and stroked her clit and thats why we call her a ho..... by Sexy G There was a young guy called G He was soooo jelous of me He said I was a ho But he always stoops low and thats why we say 'Da think so' by J Bo I love J Bo and her bellies To me they are like 18 jellies She wears massive hoops and loves chat about poops She's jealous of my chins But it's me that has fat shins But most of all, of all She's a doll Thats close to my heart Especially when I do a huge fart by miss fee Greig thinks he's smart Alison's a start Kerri is so nice Natalie is Bev's vice Fee always fights and J Bo never smokes lights by J Bo There is a young lady named Fee She'll drink and need to go pee She'll go to the boys and drop fake jobs instead of going to wee by Lesbo Bob We all know the lezzy called Bevvy She holds her fag like it's real heavy But when she gives tongue She's the girls number 1 and that makes her presence so merry by Sexy G There's a lady called Alison She works in the Pier According to rumours I heard she was queer She drinks Smirnoff ice It's maybe a vice But at least she doesn't drink beer by Lesbo Bob Fee likes to spill drink She likes a bit of kink J Bo wishes she was gay Just so Fee may But J Bo fancies someone called Ray........ by J Bo Kerri is a berry Who is nae often merry She rarely has a smile And is often vile But for anyone...........She'd go a mile! (*cue real vomit*) by miss fee Greig's name is spelled posh J Bo and Fee like to mosh by J Bo My name is Bevlee I think I'm so funny i throw french sticks I've got all kinds of tricks I fling fake jobbies and get in trouble with the bobbies i do eat meet But I drink before I eat I've got huge feet and sit in a wooden seat Estaminet is my poetry muse While I sit down and booze I smoke Marlboro lights and almost get into fights by Lesbo Bob As can be seen, The Queen and Lil Red sensibly avoided all attempts at poetry and instead tried to fist each other, sorry, batter each other. Britney Wannabe 
10/17/2002 11:18:00 AM
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