Diary of a Glitter Splashed Britney Lovin' Lesbo

I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else

Name:Miss Fee


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The Outsider - A Camus

Choke - C Palahnuik


Friday, November 1

On a cold day, do you ever wish you could just pee in your pants? Even for the warmth it would deliver? Isn't it such a chore to go to the toilet and undo your trousers and then pants and freeze your ass off waiting for a mere dribble? I think my lazyness has gotten the better of me. I knew it would happen one day but I didn't think it would come to pissing myself in a computer lab.