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I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else My Profile
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Things I have done since I last wrote: (in no particular order)
Got hungover and ragey on wine Picked up 7 dog poos, some squishy some perfectly solid Played strip poker with Lil Red and Harry Potter cards while drinking beer and cider Gaily laughed along as Beautiful Boy demonstrated lighting his farts Over ate on cheese and smoothies Bit my once beautiful nails to stumps Didn’t tell my ma and pa about the visit from the Police Forgot to remove my shiny disco ball from its temporary position in the garden Got humped twice by my dog Watched half of Basketball Diaries and all of Too Wong Foo Didn’t get paid Washed my hair, realising it had been too long since I last did so Cleaned sausage fat from my grill. Cheers carnivores Watched bad lesbo porn and cringed, and the rest Listened to The Matrix and my J Bo special 80s tape on repeat Discovered I had real BO Thought about leaving the house Scrubbed puke out of my sleeping bag. Thanks Babs. Had two nice days with Lil Red Got depressed cos I want a house of my own Read some of Disco Bloodbath and laughed out loud repeatedly Pissed about 6 people off including my parents who have been home a half hour Had a dream about threesomes with Lil Red, myself and Beautiful Boy Was subsequently sick Packed up my paddling pool for yet another year Ate 6 veggie burgers and complained about my large gut Woke up to the best cuddles Worried about the heat in NY and contemplated short trousers for a brief second Wondered why people go to the circus Adorned massive glasses and looked like a prick Got too involved in the Angry Anderson song: Suddenly. Remembered the Scott and Charlene days and wished I was a mechanic Got jealous cos Lil Red got a J Bo lap dance Removed the worm that slipped into my flip flops and in between my hairy toes Realised that I really really need a life And so I go to try and find that life that I so desperately require. I may be sometime. Listening to: Angry Anderson: Suddenly. Yes still. Britney Wannabe 
7/31/2003 02:02:00 PM
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Adventures of Charmin |
