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I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else My Profile
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Reasons as to why OUT is the worst gay night club in It is over crowded and it is hotter than the sahara The only air conditioning it has is a portable fan You wake the following morning with other people's sweat stains on your clothes Men in tapered white jeans You can't just get a glass of tap water, you must buy a bottle The pattern on the carpet is busier than the combined sex lives of all its inhabitants If your hair is longer than an inch you must be a fag hag If you aint got a cock or don't want to snog the barmaid you don't get served Half the bouncers are about as gay friendly as a straigh man's arse There is always a butch crying in the toilet Too much poppers which equals too many loose arseholes The hot boys are always with the dogs Monogamy seems like a foreign word People in wasitcoats No toilet roll Lesbos freely skidding the bowl hence the lack of roll Floor punch dancing Over priced door charges High hair The tunes are older than Thora Hird's wrinkly ass The knob in the mini skirt. fat knees All the bleached blonde hair. So '98 boys A lack of common curtesy High waisted jeans and no shirt Many vile naked bodies People starting fights for no good reason Too many straights thinking they r better than anyone else Far to many GAP employees No nice decor No hot dancers They allowed (and paid) the Fastfood Rockers to play Lesbos get their boobs out when Kelly (who?) Lorena plays Sticky dancefloor Stolen drinks A general all in all lack of character and atmosphere Jesus, the list could go on and on. I'm sure many of these issues are prevelant in many places, not just Aberdeen's ONLY freakin gay club but I am sure that nowhere even comes close to rivalling OUT for being the World's Worst Gay Club. If you think it does, you really should go to OUT and judge for yourselves. Maybe I should counteract all that with positive factors about OUT. Reasons to be Cheerful It serves alcohol I can smooch my girl without getting a punch That's all folks. Britney Wannabe 
8/03/2003 12:12:00 PM
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