I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else
The 2 weeks my girl and I have looked forward to for months have been ruined, as has our planned trip abroad at the start of September which we can no longer afford to go on so you could say I'm pretty pissed. If we could walk into one semi-decent flat and say hey we could make this fabulous then things would seem less bleak but it's just not happening. I've seen more vile flats in the past 2 days than I have seen Buffy episodes. I have been on more buses in the past 2 days than Kenny the local bus spotter and I'm about ready to pop. Why oh why do people insist on renting out dirty, badly decorated flats? I'm fed up of cheap blue and red paint and green fucking carpets, it's just not on. What makes it acceptable to show someone around a flat that has more dust than a virgin's arse crack? And what the hell is with all the terracota? What makes burnt orange such a popular choice with home owners?
The 'best' one we saw today was so embarrassing I'm temtped to publish the address. The cooker looked properly skidmarked as did the crusty boxers that littered the floor. It stank of body odour disguised as lynx and the sofa had years worth of takeaways stuffed in every crevice. That wasn't however the flat that had the hanging basket chair complete with purple velvet cushion which on first inspection had us blushing, thinking we had walked into a bondage chamber. There should be a law against chairs that substitute light fittings.
All in all it has been a very unproudctive few days and I fear my frustrations with people's idea of tasteful decor will spill over as they continue to have patterned wall paper and stained carpets and try to charge you £400 a month for the privalege of such atrocities.
Nevermind, 53 down 1987543572 to go. Oh the joys of trailng around this godforsaken town in actual heat searching a flat that does not exist. Oh the sweaty Fee.
Laminate flooring (none of which I have seen so far)
Flats suitable for dancematting in
Saturday night... by hook or by crook I WILL keep that vodka down
Looking after my pups altho all that dog turd is making me queasy
All this time with my girl :-)
Today's Dislikes - Oh where to start
Dead beasts on windowsills
No heating. Eh, why not?
That Chinese we had last nite... yowser
Rude estate agents in their stupid cars
The assumption made by everyone that one of us will be sleeping in the living room. Oh smell the lesbo
7/22/2004 04:46:00 PM
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