The lure of the olympics is just too strong and so I must leave this entry short. Forget volleyball... who has seen the shotput?? Wow! Some crazy looking ladies hurling their hefty frames around on surprisingly dainty feet... The only sport my bellies and I could ever dream of entering. Is facial hair a prerequisite though?

Even the thought of sport brings me out in a full body sweat which has nothing to do with the lycra catsuit I'm currently sitting around in... Let's hope I don't need the bathroom anytime soon as I don't think I talcumpowdered sufficiently...