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I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else My Profile
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Having a day off rocks. Having to work the weekend after a day off sucks. Having to spend your day off trying to pry your eyes open with plyers is kinda fun. Having to fill in multiple application forms on your day off is hopeful. Having no social life and nothing of interest to write about is sad. And so, in the absence of said social life I have opted to fill in the following list, stolen shamelessly from The BikiniLineShaver Now, it is pretty damn lengthy so please feel free to skim read it because no doubt my stunningly dull persona will bore you into an early sleep or at the very worse, grave.
FIRST'S First best friend: Defintely JC, my roller skating buddy from round the corner First car: 63 lessons later and I'm no closer to getting my license nevermind owning a damn car First real kiss: Ug, that vile boy with puss filled spots and massive glasses, not to mention wandering hands. I can still feel his exzema on my skin. First break-up: Probably the chick from Cornwall who never bothered to tell me... First screen name: misss_spears First self purchased album: Pearl Jam - Ten First funeral: A family friend, first and only thank god First pets: My cross Scottie/Poodle, ace he was First piercing/tattoo: multiple ear piercings, gold studs, oh please First credit card: Mastercard, 7 years later still paying off the massive debt acrued by going to London too many times First enemy: The Bitch, also my first crush, oh she was naaasty First big trip: NYC baby First music you remember hearing in your house: Shakin' Stevens, I was him. LAST'S Last cigarette: Ibiza, 5 weeks ago, hours before I chucked my guts up and realised I had eaten something rotten... Last car ride: My dad took me to my parents house just now Last kiss: mmmmm... my LilRed 2 hours ago, yum Last good cry: Probably over something stupid, like a fat kid winning a prize... Last library book checked out: Am banned from all libraries for the non return of various books Last book bought: A Ghost in the Closet by Mabel Maney Last movie seen: Panic Room. Rarr Last beverage drank: Redbush Tea Last food consumed: Porridge with vanilla soya milk Last crush: My Lil Red and Dana from the L Word Last phone call: My dad Last time showered: 1 1/2 hours ago, clean, mmmm Last shoes worn: The Lesbian Shoes of Death, thank god there is no rain Last item bought: A wheat free tuna crepe Last annoyance: My job Last time wanting to die: Probably after I got grounded and wasn't allowed to go dancing to see my hot teacher... I'm talking years ago... and there were no tutus involved I promise RELATIONSHIPS Who are your best friends? Lil Red, Queen of Fun, J Bo, The Beast, Gobby Bobby, Babs, Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Oh yes FASHION STUFF Where is your favorite place to shop? I don't even remember the last time I shopped, probably bloody ebay Any tattoos or piercings? 4 tattoos and various piercings SPECIFICS Do you do drugs? Nope What kind of shampoo do you use? Anything that smells dellicious What are you most scared of? Going mad What are you listening to right now? Deep Dish - Flashdance Where do you want to get married? Eh, somewhere that isn't Aberdeen, the Isle of Lesbos perhaps How many buddies are online right now? Don't have any... What would you change about yourself? I'd drop half my body weight and hope it doesn't land on anyone FAVOURITES Color: Pink, black Food: Cheeeese Boy's names: Jack Girl's names: Eliza Subjects in school: English, hot teacher you see Animals: Dogs Sports: hell no Perfume: Eau de BO HAVE YOU EVER Given anyone a bath? Yes yes Smoked? Yup, started when I was 15 but gave up when I met someone who'd rather I didn't taste like a fag end Bungee jumped? Not on your life Made yourself throw up? Oh yes Skinny dipped? No way, would scare off any living creatures Been in love? Yes... Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? No, the crying thing happens as a matter of course with me, I don't need to force it Pictured your crush naked? Don't need to picture it... Actually seen your crush naked? yes Cried when someone died? Yes Lied? yes, badly Fallen for your best friend? No way Been rejected? God yeah Rejected someone? A couple of times when it was absolutely necessary :-) Used someone? No I don't think so Done something you regret? Where do you want me to start? CURRENT Clothes: Cords, tee, lesbo shoes, Music: My own persnal mix Make-up: Glitter only, too fat handed to apply make up decently Annoyance: The fact that I am so bloody knackered Smell: dog breath, not sure if it's mine or my pup's Favorite artist: Ask me something else Desktop picture: britney CD in PLayer: Pink DVD in player: The Office, Lucy Davis, mmmm Color of toenails: colourless but very long. Gadz LAST PERSON You touched: My mum Hugged: my mum You imed: I texted The Beast if that counts You kissed: Girlfriend, and what a kiss it was ARE YOU Understanding: I think so Open-minded: Of course Arrogant: I have nothing to be arrogant about Insecure: Aha Interesting: Depends on my mood, today - no way Hungry: Always Smart: In some respects although I was descibed as 'clever but fluffy' Moody: Christ yes Hardworking: Not as much I should be but when your heart is not in it... Organized: Explain the meaning of this word please. Healthy: In terms of what I eat, yes but otherwise my health sucks Shy: I lack conversational skills if that's the same thing Attractive: If you keep your eyes closed Bored easily: No but my concentration is appalling Responsible: Boringly so Obsessed: Am very compulsive about many things Angry: YES, only when I'm tired... which is pretty much constantly... Sad: Nah :-) Disappointed: Only with myself for being in a poopy job Happy: Yes... Hyper: Sometimes... my Lil Red makes me hyper Trusting: Yes, sometimes too trusting Talkative: Only with people I know and when I am seriously wasted Legal: yes WHO DO YOU WANNA Kill: No one really Slap: The list is too long but at the top it would be Mr Burberry Get high with: Britney baby Look like: a slimmer version of me probably Talk to offline: My girlfriend Talk to online: Anyone who who can stand my excessive typos WHICH IS BETTER Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi Flowers or candy: Flowers, they don't add 10 pounds Tall or short: Either works for me RANDOM In the morning I am: Moody and always rushing All I need are: my girl, a new york apartment and a fabulous job Love is: fully fabulous I dream about: Weird stuff involving my teeth being extracted What do you notice first: Voice and hair Last person you danced with: My girl, in the flat, like twatts Worst question to ask: Are you gay? Who makes you laugh the most: Lil Red and J Bo Who makes you smile: Lil Red, my friends who gives you a funny feeling when you see them: people I thought were my friends but clearly are not Who has a crush on you: My Lil Red I presume... Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Yes! I have packed my pants before but haven't strapped down my boobs Wish you were younger: of course, hmpf NUMBER OF Of guys I've kissed: Too many to even think about... New Year is an excuse to get tongued by the most vile specimens in quantity, when you are 17 Of girls I've kissed: About 20? I only remember the good or the really bad though And that concludes todays tour of The Fee. I hope you have enjoyed your trip and I would welcome any feedback you may have. I also hope you are still with us and I haven't tipped you over the edge into total and utter boredom. Today's Likes Cheese oatcakes Cobb Island by Blayne Copper - a bit flouncy but not bad Seeing people I haven't seen in ages unexpectedly Finding hideyholes in work so I can be a proper loner while eating my lunch Waking up with my baby Today's Dislikes Not having 2 days off in a row Washing my hair, such an effort The return of the evil one on Monday Heavy lifting, there is just no need My eggy breath despite not having eaten eggs and having cleaned my teeth Not enough Dana or Shane in the last L Word Britney Wannabe 
10/01/2004 01:34:00 PM
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