I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else
fashmagslag, because I thought I'd spoil you with a bunch of uninteresting details about myself (and because I've done nothing of any significance of late). Prepare to be unastounded.
1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Fiona, people call me Fee, Miss Fee, The Fee, Feely-up-fee, and any other variation of 'Fee' they can think of.
2. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Awake for once and very very hungry.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A special Fee mix CD (currently on Reflekt - need to feel love)
4. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? oh flourescent pink of course
5. THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 3384
6. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum
7. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Oatcakes with baby plum tomatoes, am working my way up to a packet of Special K Lite Bites, wow am really spoiling myself.
8. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Definitely relationships. Never been down the one nighter route and don't intend to either.
9. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yup.
10. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT A GIRL? Her hair and her smile
11. ARE YOU USUALLY SHY ABOUT ASKING GIRLS OUT? I guess...
12. WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING? Boy style briefs, varying shades of pink, pretty hot, bought for me by Lil Red.
13. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? One ace brother, 29.
14. FAVORITE FOOD? Oh definitely cheese, what else? Most varieties, but never goats cheese. Vomit.
15. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Trivial Pursuits: The Last 20 years, always play with The Lesbos (on account of it being theirs an' all)and always get our gay asses kicked.
16. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday I guess, 5th March.
17. FAVORITE SPORTS? Bungee Jean (hauling Lil Red up by her jeans and watching her fly) and Accentuated Fanny Spotting (speaks for itself I reckon. And of course, Dancing Like a Turd. No actual turds are hurt in the process of dancing like a turd.
18. HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE RIGHT NOW? Windier than my vegetarian ass, causing mega hairness and cling on trousers. So not a good look.
19. DO YOU LIKE BLOGGING? Absolutely but a lack of internet connection means I don't get to blog often enough.
20. DO YOU WANT YOUR BLOGGER FRIENDS TO COMMENT ON THIS SITE? Yeah I do! I love getting comments :-)
21. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO COMMENT? The people I have mutual links with
22. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO COMMENT? The sneaky Aberdonians who think I don't know they are there (Paranoia?? Hell yeah)
23. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? 1 bedroom flat Lil Red in the city centre.
24. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? I have two dogs, a samoyed and a cairn terrier and they rock.
25. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate unless it's organic Yeo Valley then vanilla.
26. HORROR MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING MOVIES? Oh happy endings for sure, anything that plays havoc with my mind is not for me. Mary Poppins is out then. Oh unless horror movie has ultra hot girl as lead (i.e Eliza Dushku in Wrong Turn) then I'd risk my fragile sanity for her.
27. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Read my book and eat baked aubergines with cous cous.
28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE CINEMA? I think it was Finding Neverland, there were real tears.
29. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Some I.T company I've never heard of, it's tatty and vile.
30. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Trix by Stephanie Theobald and lovin' it.
4/07/2005 12:55:00 PM
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