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I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else My Profile
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Gay dancing in Glasgow completely rocked my pink, stripey and very sweaty socks. Am still high (and possibly vaguely hungover still) from the beltin' time we had on Saturday night. After a very garlicky trip to Wagamama, I Go to the gay bar in Aberdeen and you'll get a decent tune shoved in amongst the Gaylord seventies shite every twenty minutes but the Polo was literally dripping with quality tunes (well my idea of quality tunes). Of course the excellent tunes brought on the not so excellent dance moves that I usually reserve for private viewing only. Not because my moves are in any way raunchy but pretty much because they are so appalling and laughter inducing. Of course it wasn't my fault. I blame the multiple apple sourz shots that I had constantly attached to my lips. Anyway, we avoided the Mega Butch that refused us entry last time (for our collective amount of hair remember) and snuck in with only a 'Have you been here before' comment from another bouncer. Just making sure we'd know how to behave in a gay bar I suspect. Mind you, no amount of hair was gonna have me mistaken for a hetero, not with my butch shirt and mannerisms. Hell no. I'd have made kd lang look femme. The Polo Lounge patrons seemed to agree too... Anyway, have got my tunes, which are reminiscent of Saturday night, blastin' my neighbours out of their mid-evening sleeps so I must go recreate some of my better dance moves. If I can find them that is. Today's Likes Ernesto Vs Bastian - Dark side of the moon - nope, not a dodgy Pink Floyd cover but a dodgy euro dance tune which is making my booty shake at the minute Vinland Sheep - Hurry up with the gayness already My new (fabulous) black bag complete with pink skull, so very cool Internet access at work again, hurrah LOST, Kate is hotter than toast Today's Dislikes My baggy belly, even with my 15,000+ steps a day it still won't shift. Sit ups? Oh no I don't think so Sugar Rush no more! And still haven't seen the last episode Not having seen L Word in two weeks... am serisouly having withdrawals Delmonicas in Glasgow, full of sweaty man breasticles Craig from Big Brother, truly horrid Saturday night's rockin' tunes... (Do you think we had a good time or something?) BritneyMadonnaGirlsAloudScissorSistersKellyOsborneKellyClarkson BodyrockersGwenStefaniChemicalBrothersDeepDishChristina(Dirrty,nootherwouldbewelcomed)TiffanyCharlotteChurch(BoredOf)FaithlessDanniiMinogueKylieMinogueMichaelGrayUnitedNationsCallonMe KosheenSugababesUltarbeatOhtonamebutafew Tunes that allowed me to empty my bladder and reapply deodarant Amerie1ThingMariahCareyJenniferLopez That really was it for bad tunes, hence the sweat and urine leakage. Thank God for Tena Lady. Adios. Britney Wannabe 
8/11/2005 06:26:00 PM
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