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I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else My Profile
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There was a reason I found it so hard to get on the 4 ft podium and why I subsequently fell off it on Friday night. Well apart from the massive amounts of pink champagne and god knows what else I had consumed leading up to that. The reason being that it wasn't even a podium. It was a speaker, a giant bloody speaker. That's why it was so high, that's why there was minimal dancing room for The Beast and I: because I wasn't supposed to be jumping around on it to Rhythm is a Dancer 2004 whilst sniffing poppers like a dity poof. What an affront. What an affront indeed. Note to self: Cumbersome lesbos should NEVER attempt to climb onto human sized speakers while high on poppers and happy hour drinks. Britney Wannabe 
2/16/2007 01:24:00 PM
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