Diary of a Glitter Splashed Britney Lovin' Lesbo

I am a 25 year old butcheyfemme queer with rubbish on my mind and sparkles everywhere else

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Monday, September 22

Saturday Night Equalled...

Eight drunken gays and two token straights on public transport, squishing faces against windows, taunting small dicked pub patrons and generally being the full on immature wide-os that we are more used to disapproving than being. Not all that wise on a bus headed toward one of the rougher areas of the city. Especially when someone asks where are you going and every member of the group, straights included, launch into an unprepared yet rather instinctively impressive version of Electric Six's Gay Bar. We got hurled off when the chorus of 'I got something to put in you' got louder than a rammy of toilet farts. I think our true un-yobbish and rather woosey selves was noted prior to this however when three youths who could have been 13 maximum got on and headed straight for the back of the bus amidst murmers of 'I'm gonna kill those gays' and we actually quietened down, forgetting there were ten of us, three of them and their collective age was younger than my pubes. Poor show. Not to worry, short-dicked man who deserved the abuse after thinking he was smarter than Carol 'maths genius' Vorderman by geticulating rudely through the bus window, did not catch up with us once we departed the bus to bruise us like we had so savagley beaten his macho ego with our taunts.

Our bus journey lasted a mere ten minutes and seemed to cost about £40 but we arrived at the Gay Bar with less sweat in our body pockets than we would have had, had we attempted to charge the ten of us up Union Street without being bumped and abused by our shallow minded residents of this vile place.

The Gay Bar was more habitable than the last gay bar we used to hate frequenting and with better music (no four songs being mixed into one song to show off impressive Dj-ing skills thank christ) and more places to hide from those you despise and for those who despise you, it made for a rather enjoyable evening.

Everyone was on good form and the antics were frivolous as per. Gypsy Frills Anon was shamelessly pimped out by her girl The Queen and offers of 2 for 1 on the pair didn't go unheard. The J Bo recklessly cast aside her photos of Darius after much shimmying led them to glide out of her understuffed bra. Babsy of course pulled (am hoping not because he didn't have enough taxi money) and I danced like the prick I am, arms and bellies flailing like an obese hula dancer.

And so it was our last night in Lil Red's pretty flat as we pack up OUR belongings and set up home together :-) Glittery pink bedroom here I come!

Today's Likes

Paid days off
Going Down by Jennifer Belle
People recommending me books, thank you
Sunday dinners... a massive round of applause to The Queen and GFA for my chronic wind
Rules of Attraction out to rent today

Today's Dislikes

Being disturbed by 28 days later
Being hungover for longer than is necessary
Random gatecrashers
Random gatecrashers who vomit all over the place and use whole rolls of paper to clean it up. Cheers
Being Single White Femaled

Britney Wannabe

9/22/2003 01:12:00 PM

Tuesday, September 9

I hade a three way on Saturday night in a high rise block of flats with my girl and Beautiful Boy while being photographed by the Arty Lesbian. Of course it wasn't all probing and stroking anything else except mouths and tongues but it was much fun nevertheless. We cannot think how the kissing game came about, or how we ended up licking tongues all at once but it lasted most of the night and it wasn't creepy or particularly sexual, except for the times when Lil Red and I cut out the middle man of course. But we enjoyed the light kisses and tongue caresses of our middleman. I don't make a habit of kissing people or giving the OK to my girl to go kissing people but it seemed like something that we should do. I love keeping my eyes open when I kiss Lil Red cos I love to look at her kissing face so it was weird but kinda hot watching her kiss someone else. Though I have to say if Arty Lesbian or the random straight boy had tried to mix their tongue up in the equation it would have been a different story completely. Kissing is amazing and we love Beautiful Boy so it seemed appropriate to be kissing him, or saliving over his face rather. The only down side to our piece of art titled 'Three Jon's Kissing' was the rash on my face the following day which I am sure people attributed to being down to stubble rash from another favoured region.

So yeah my weekend, aside from the three day hangover and mammoth pukes that were had, was fabulous. I hope this weekend will also be swell. Another gay bar is set to open giving our city a total of four which is impressive for Aberdeen but I'm sure they can't possibly all last. And also sadly you can change the venue but you can't change the people and even though they may be spread out like a whore's legs, no matter where you go, you are still within walking didstance of all the usual people. Many of whom are lovely. Many of whom really are not. But hell, I've had this rant far too many times so let's not.

And so I go to drag my tired and sagging ass to bed as my 12 hour sleep is calling my name louder than my alarm in the morning.

Today's Likes

Silver glittery nail varnish
Twelve by Nick Mcdonell
The lasting images that the Britney/Madonna kiss has imprinted in my tiny mind
Friendly kisses

Today's Dislikes

My lack of internet connection
Paragraphs, sorry have just never been grammatically friendly
My un neighbourly neighbours
People with more faces than I have bellies
My bellies which are once again growing in number

Oh and if you can be bothered, recommend me a good lesbo read. Rubyfruit Jungle was excellent.